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A Quick Guide to Modern Science:

1.) If it's green or it wiggles, it's biology.
2.) If it stinks, it's chemistry.
3.) If it doesn't work, it's physics

- a poster from Mr. Hart's room

A (variation of a) quote from Mr. Nakamoto's Room:

If you know what you have, and you know what you want, you'll have a better chance of getting it.

A little excerpt from Gen13

Grunge: Hey Kat, do we need books for this class?

Caitlin: What--? Yes! This is college! Of course we need books!

Grunge: Oh man! I hope they've got Cliff Notes or something for this course.

Caitlin: Here, we can share for today. But you really should buy your own textbook. Getting the class syllabus might help too!

Grunge: Uh, sure. Whatever you say, Kat.

enter professor

Prof: Good afternoon ladies and gentlmen. You are here today to learn about the wonders of the human nervous system. Let's see what the best and brightest among you know about this marvellous creature of nature. Can anyone tell me what a neuro-transmitter is?

Grunge: Piece o' cake!

Caitlin: (whispering) Grunge! Shut up! He's serious!

Prof: All right, young man. Perhaps you'd care to dazzle us with your scintillating knowledge.

Grunge: It's like this chemical agent that's released by a neuron at the end of its axon which diffuses across the synaptic gap and then acts upon a postsynaptic neuron, muscle, or gland.

A quote from Fran

luck: a loser's excuse for a winner's position.
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